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11/22/13

If you guys were thinking about getting me something for Christmas...

You know, all this blogging is hard work. If you guys were thinking about pooling together some cash to get me something--and I'm SURE you were, here are a few ideas...



Polaris's unstoppable Sportsman® WV850 H.O. Worth about 5x more than the pickup I drive around every day.



Scout Base Camp's Ultimate Scout Kit. FLIR, PVS-14 and some cool long range shooting stuff...my descriptions of night vision would be MUCH more accurate with this stuff around the fortress. Only $14,599 from Scout Base Camp.

All right, all right. I don't want you guys to have to live off Ramen for the rest of the year. Here's something (a bit) more affordable if you're going to cheap out on me.


A semi-auto M249 SAW for the low, low price of $9,998 - and that's with the Christmas special. But really, fire superiority in the post-apocalyptic wastelands of America will be PRICELESS. Available from U.S. Machine Gun Armory, though you'll have to wait 6 months for this puppy to ship.

Let's hope the crap waits at least another 6 months to hit the fan :).

Actually, one of these babies, mounted on the Polaris...Anybody?

2 comments :

  1. Thats so cool. Makes me feel like a young boy wanting that special toy for Christmas. Only its a MACHINE! Love the tires wonder how long they hold up. I can picture one all decked out.

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  2. The 4 wheeler is cool, but for a more nimble machine, the Rokon looks even better - single track footpaths can be traveled by those.

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