You know, all this blogging is hard work. If you guys were thinking about pooling together some cash to get me something--and I'm SURE you were, here are a few ideas...
Polaris's unstoppable Sportsman® WV850 H.O. Worth about 5x more than the pickup I drive around every day.
Scout Base Camp's Ultimate Scout Kit. FLIR, PVS-14 and some cool long range shooting stuff...my descriptions of night vision would be MUCH more accurate with this stuff around the fortress. Only $14,599 from Scout Base Camp.
All right, all right. I don't want you guys to have to live off Ramen for the rest of the year. Here's something (a bit) more affordable if you're going to cheap out on me.
A semi-auto M249 SAW for the low, low price of $9,998 - and that's with the Christmas special. But really, fire superiority in the post-apocalyptic wastelands of America will be PRICELESS. Available from U.S. Machine Gun Armory, though you'll have to wait 6 months for this puppy to ship.
Let's hope the crap waits at least another 6 months to hit the fan :).
Actually, one of these babies, mounted on the Polaris...Anybody?