CMMG Tactical Bacon
We've all been in that high-speed, tactical situation where a can of fully cooked bacon would have come in damn handy. Spendy at just under $16 before shipping, but it has a shelf life of 10+ years. And hey, when the world ends, you will have delicious bacon and no one else will. Go >
Left 4 Dead Holiday Cards
I think greeting cards are amongst man's most useless creations. I usually practice the typical "check for cash & chuck" technique. But not these cards--they are worth holding onto. Really, what could remind you more of Christmas than Zoe, Bill, Louis, Francis and their zombie pals? There's zombie gingerbread men, molotov cocktails, oh and even a cute Boomer making a snow man. There are two sets of 10 --one for L4D and one for L4D2. Thinkgeek has 'em >
TAD Gear Folding Titanium Spork
Quite simply the king of all eating utensils. Folds conveniently for pocket or pack carry, and comes with an onboard can/bottle opener. And it's made from titanium, the uber-metal. TAD Gear's site recently fell prey to hackers, but they have resolved the issue with help of some friends in high echelons of government cyber warfare division or some such. The newly secured site is rocking, and TAD will be offering a discount to new order in the near future. TAD is awesome, so give 'em your holiday support. TAD Gear >
How to Survive the End of the World as we Know It: Tactics, Techniques and Technologies for Uncertain Times
Phewf--that's a LONG title. This is the newest book from "Papa Bear" James Wesley, Rawles, founder and guru behind SurvivalBlog. You've probably heard about it, and if you haven't, the title is pretty self-explanatory. I can't vouch for it yet, but followers of SurvivalBlog know that Rawles has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things TEOTWAWKI-related. There's bound to be lots of good stuff inside. Get it >
Alas, Baylon by Pat Frank
This classic survival novel deserves a place on everyone's bookshelf. Nuclear war breaks out, and a family in a small Florida town does their best to survive the aftermath. A little old-school, but none-the-less a great read. Alas, Babylon >

Your armory is filled with these cans, so why not have a t-shirt to match? I imagine that the writing will look like gobbledygook to the average person--but you and your band of brothers will know exactly what it's talking about. Steel core 5.56mm goodness, baby. Note--these are of an athletic cut, so make sure you've got the "guns" to go with it. Only L and XL left. M855 Design >
Magpul Dynamics:The Art of the Tactical Carbine, Volume 2
Chris Costa and Travis Haley are my heroes, what with Costa's manly beard and Haley's cat like reflexes. If you haven't seen the first Magpul Dynamics DVD,The Art of the Tactical Carbine
The Annihilator by Dead On Tools
This is the frightening, just-got-out-of-prison brother of the Stanley Fubar