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5/19/11

CDC says to prepare for coming zombie apocalypse

Reader D.B. passed this along, and, honestly, I had a little trouble believe it at first. And when I went to verify, the CDC website was overloaded with traffic. But it's real. The CDC is posting advice for preparing for the zombie apocalypse. About time they got on board.

Don't believe me? Here's the post, found on emergency.CDC.GOV. Your online source for credible health information. Really.


Conspicuously absent is any advice on how to actually deal with the undead once they rise.  No mention of baseball bats, crowbars, cricket bats, chainsaws and certainly nothing about firearms. Guess the official spin is that zombies are people too--they just need to be loved.